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Look At Levi Johnston’s Ass

RELATED: The First Footage Of Levi Johnston’s Shoot Diesel Washington and Levi Johnston: Best Friends Forever Levi Johnston Shows Off His Thick, Creamy Moose Body

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Meet David Geffen’s Hot Little Fuckbitch

Gawker is reporting that David Geffen (66), Jeremy Lingvall (26) and David Geffen’s money ($4.6 billion) began dating as early as September 2008, but as it happens I saw the pair myself a year earlier...

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Breaking: Gerard Butler Got Fat

Don’t get me wrong — I’d totally still take a nap inside his lower intestine, and indeed, the chubby-chasing Bearotic blog where I first saw these is swooning with delight. For an involuntarily skinny...

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Miley Cyrus’s Spermboat Boyfriend Moves In

The National Enquirer reports that 19-year-old Liam Hemsworth has moved in with Miley and her family, which makes this the second time that the stupid fucking bitch has placed a disproportionately hot...

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[NSFW] The Penis of Jesus Luz

RELATED: Runway Pics of Jesus Luz’s Tits in Sao Paolo There’s a Penis In My Newspaper Dan Savage Launches Bar Dick Investigation Praise Jesus: We Have Penis! (ohnotheydidn’t)

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Fine, I’ll Post Pictures of Jamie Kennedy’s Dick

Thanks goes to Australia for making a movie called ‘Finding Bliss’ and getting Jamie to strip down in it. RELATED: Here’s a Picture of Robin Williams’ Penis ‘Nirvana Baby’ Has a Bigger Penis Now Shia...

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Chace Crawford Scratches His Balls In Miami

RELATED: Chace Crawford Does Ad for Jeans Charity David Beckham Shows Off His His Camel Toe Miley Cyrus’s Spermboat Boyfriend Moves In Chace Crawford: Shirtless… (Gay Socialites)

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John Mayer: Homo

The only person I’m more reluctant to write about than Perez Hilton is John Mayer, but the interview below warrants a listen. [Mayer] revealed that he has had the P-E-N-I-S in his mouth, which is...

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In My Mouth Now Taylor Lautner

  RELATED: [NSFW] Fake Hardcore Taylor Lautner Pictures, Anyone? Did You Think I Wasn’t Going To Post These Taylor Lautner SNL Clips? Do Not Open For One Year: Taylor Lautner’s Penis Through His...

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Nick Snider: ‘Everyone Is A Liar But Me’

You read the reports about his arrest. You read his denial of the reports about his arrest. Then came the apparent bitchfight with Diesel Washington. And now there’s this interview from Unzipped. My...

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[NSFW] A Major League Baseball Player’s Cock

A BarStoolSports blogger named Jenna was not happy when the jock cock landed in her Facebook messages inbox. She published the cock pic yesterday with a rant: Well clearly he knows how to get me all...

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The Porn Star Who Sold Daniel Craig An Apartment

You probably heard the reports, first published a couple weeks ago by Kenneth in the 212, that James Bond went to Roosterfish, a gay bar in Los Angeles, and maybe made out with a dude. No pictures...

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Ricky Martin’s Former Bandmate Also A Fag

I’ve seen Angelo walking down the street. He has a muscle ass the size of two muscle asses. He’s also dating Matt Williams’s ex-boyfriend, John (second-to-last picture below), a man whom it’s safe to...

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[NSFW] Ronnie Kroell’s Dick Pics As Boring As Ronnie Kroell

  RELATED: Is A Former ‘Playgirl’ Model Brent Corrigan’s Biological Daddy? Gay Cowboy Escorts Playgirl Out of the Arena Look At Levi Johnston’s Ass Jess and Max…(Arch Noble)      

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Attention Everyone: This Is Clint Eastwood’s Smoking Hot Son, Scott

The prettiest pics we’ve seen on the internet today are of celebrity son Scott Eastwood, who just had a photo spread devoted to his beauty in Town & Country magazine. The 27-year-old actor and...

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Dustin Lance Black Is Suing His Fuck Buddy

Days after the photos broke (we’re still waiting for the sex-tape), the Milk scribe made an indignant statement about the “unfortunate…embarrassment,” his lawyers sent us a scary email with the adage...

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The Video is Here: Channing Tatum’s Stripper Past

RELATED: We Want Channing Tatum’s Sweaty Goofball In Our Mouth Nickelodeon’s New Star Has Gay Stripper Past Confessions of a Go-Go Boy, Written in the Key of Angst G.I. WHOA!: The Video is Here! (Boy...

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Yes I Will Cut Myself If Scott Herman Tells Me To

Thanks for this “servicey” find, Arch Noble. RELATED: Scott Herman From ‘The Real World’ Makes Us Masturbate, Feel Bad About Ourselves Giving Some Attention to the Other ‘Real World’ Hottie, Scott...

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You Knew That Marky Mark Was Hot, But Did You Also Know That He Was Lame?

RELATED: Calvin Klein Undresses Garrett Neff With Its Unblinking B&W Eye Donnie Wahlberg Smooches the Gay One, Jonathan Knight Trailer Trash: Falcon’s ‘Trainer’ Will Make You Feel Fat, Skinny...

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Confirmed: Levi Johnston Is Actually Going to Show Us (The Outline Of) His...

Based on Levi’s jokes about Playgirl in Vanity Fair‘s behind-the-scenes video below, it seems as though  Levi doesn’t realize that Playgirl is a website now, not a magazine, and that its fans are...

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